DELUSIONAL COIN
$DELULU
The Wall Street Journal
Buffett Blasts Bitcoin as ‘Delusional’ Charlatan Magnet!
Old Man Yells at Digital Coin While Millennials Manifest Lambos
In what may be the greatest generational schism since pineapple met pizza, Warren Buffett—the man who made billions by investing in railroads and Coca-Cola—has declared Bitcoin to be a “delusional charlatan magnet.” Critics argue this is rich coming from someone who invested in Dairy Queen while the world went digital.
Buffett’s statement has since inspired an entire army of chronically online $DELULU believers to double down. “If being delusional means I get to retire before 30 while Uncle Warren still reads newspapers, then call me the messiah of magical internet coins,” said one user while sipping a Red Bull in their gamer chair.
Meanwhile, the Oracle of Omaha remains unbothered, still holding value in industries with actual buildings. But in the trenches? We don’t need buildings. We build belief. $DELULU isn’t just a coin—it’s the antidote to boomer realism.
ARE YOU $DELULU?
Search $DELULU on Google. Ask ChatGPT what belief can build. Check X, Reddit, your wallet, your soul—$DELULU is there. We are not logic. We are not charts. We are pure, weaponized belief. Delusion is power. $DELULU is the movement. Raise your targets. Believe harder. Be $DELULU.
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Delulu Times
Our Manifesto & Code
You were born into a market that abandoned belief. A space overrun by cynicism, short-term plays, and extractive systems disguised as innovation. The trenches are no longer a battleground for ideas—they’re a casino of attention, ruled by PvP, fueled by fear, and emptied by ten-second hold times. Projects don’t launch—they farm. Communities don’t build—they rotate. And everyone is too scared to admit they miss when this all felt like magic.
But we remember. And we refuse to let go. $DELULU is the reset.
It’s not a token—it’s a rebellion. A rejection of logic, realism, and the endless chase for the next pump. It’s the revival of raw, untamed belief. The idea that value can be created—not from charts or code—but from shared conviction and collective delusion. We are bringing back the power of holding with heart. Of being down 90% and still doubling down. Of staring into the void with absolute confidence that the candle will turn green again. We are not here to make sense. We are here to make history.
This is not a flip. This is not a trend. This is a test. The early stage of something much bigger than anyone is ready to admit. The trenches are watching, and we are setting the example. PVE over PvP. Unity over exits. Delusion over doubt.
Be $DELULU.
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Man Claims He Manifested 100x Gains by Staring at Chart for 7 Hours Straight
Man Claims He Manifested 100x Gains by Staring at Chart for 7 Hours Straight
Man Claims He Manifested 100x Gains by Staring at Chart for 7 Hours Straight
Man Claims He Manifested 100x Gains by Staring at Chart for 7 Hours Straight
DELUSIONAL COIN
$DELULU
$DELULU is a meme token created purely for entertainment purposes and holds no intrinsic value, utility, or expectation of financial return. It is not associated with any official entity, organization, company, blockchain foundation, or regulatory body. Any resemblance to existing products, platforms, ideologies, or individuals is entirely coincidental or intended as satire. This site and all related content exist solely as a fan project and cultural expression, with no guarantees, promises, or financial incentives. Nothing on this site constitutes financial, legal, or professional advice, and all content is provided “as is,” with no warranties of any kind. By using this site, interacting with the token, or engaging with the community, you accept full personal responsibility for your actions and decisions. Participation is entirely at your own risk, and the site host assumes no liability for any losses, damages, or unexpected delusional enlightenment you may experience. This site may link to third-party platforms or documents for convenience, but those links do not imply endorsement, affiliation, or verification. Use of this site means you understand that $DELULU is not a security, not an investment, and not a promise of anything except belief, memes, and vibes. If you’re here looking for utility, we suggest looking elsewhere. If you’re here to believe, raise your targets and be $DELULU.
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